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It is two in the morning and I am tired and need bed, but first I felt that everyone needed to know that I am currently in possession of Isabel, my sole remaining Risk token. You would think that this would be a bad sign, but no, you are mistaken! You see, Isabel (and yes, it was Isabel every time, I keep her separate from the Horde) has been my last remaining token four separate times, each time bouncing back. Isabel led an army to defend Central America from Amanda's much larger attacking army from Venezuela, completely shattering them. Isabel, in fact, wins at life.

We are to finish the game tomorrow at Ethan's party, and I have no doubt that I will shortly be devastated, since Amanda now has it in for me and Ethan's Canadians, all that protects me, are so darn nice. But sweet Isabel is in my pocket now, and that is what counts.

Now I feel I must write a story about Isabel, because she's just so neat.

And whatever they tell you, she's not insane. They're just jealous.