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Reasons 182 and 183 why Ashley has been my best friend for roughly a million years:

BadgerBookworm (02:37:42 pm): I have about three hours to finish [this script] or emily will kill me.
BadgerBookworm (02:37:47 pm): and no one will ever find my body.
Aether Gold (02:37:49 pm): um
BadgerBookworm (02:37:59 pm): DO SOMETHING.
Aether Gold (02:37:59 pm): *I* will find your body!

Aether Gold (02:38:49 pm): YES, MORAL SUPPORT
Aether Gold (02:39:03 pm): I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO COBBLE TOGETHER MASTERPIECES IN THREE HOURS.

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EMILY: Sebastians are in the cabin -
ME: *splutters* What? How many of them?
EMILY: Three!