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Is my birthday tomorrow. Dunno. Have sent around a memo forbidding anyone to mention it within a two-mile radius of school. Dunno why. Just felt like sending out a memo. Feel relatively certain that I caught all the loopholes. Also feel certain that there is a conspiracy brewing. May have to kill everyone.

I wish it was Friday. I want Numbers. Wibble.

I'm going to go do stuff now. Enjoy your day, darlings.

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Dude, somebody else is writing a series about teenage spies in a school. These are my consolations:

1. Is their school a PSYCHO school? Don't think so!
2. I'm not writing spies in school. No, seriously. TSPB is a standalone. STOP ASKING FOR BLOODY PREQUELS.
3. They probably aren't going to drown the main character in chapter six.
4. And these kids probably aren't going to run around drinking, either.
5. And Zacharias is way more snarky than these kids.
6. And Jen is way more scary than these kids.

Of course, now I have to read the damn series to assure myself of these points. Stupid TSPB and its stupid psycho school...

Also, I have seventy-five shiny new dollars. Can you say WICKED?