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Okay, how --ing hard is finding a college supposed to --ing be?
I want one in the Midwest, right, because I don't particularly like other places, other than for visiting. New York might be nice, but the city would drive me mad.
I want four years.
I want to major in Directing/Theatrical Production.
Okay, that's three --ing things, and the only --ing university they can find for me is in Iowa.
It's called Drake. It's in Des Moines, which is an urban setting but at this point I simply can't bring myself to care.
It costs $19,420 dollars. Per year. For four years.
Holy --ing shit, I need to get some scholarships.
Maybe something will change in the next two years. Then again, I doubt it.
Now, if I expand the search to encompass all which is in the US except for the southernmost states, I get nine matches. One's still Drake. The rest are in Massachusetts, or Pennsylvania, and one in Maine.
I do not want to go that far away.
I want to go to UW-Milwaukee and live in my grandparents' duplex and not have to pay rent.
Why the -- doesn't UW-Milwaukee have a Directing major?
It's so --ing unfair.
It's like every time I do this search my prospects get worse.
ETA: I have found my heart's desire.
It's called the University of Southern Maine.
I can take a minor, or even a double-major if I wish, in Criminology.
I am in love.
I want one in the Midwest, right, because I don't particularly like other places, other than for visiting. New York might be nice, but the city would drive me mad.
I want four years.
I want to major in Directing/Theatrical Production.
Okay, that's three --ing things, and the only --ing university they can find for me is in Iowa.
It's called Drake. It's in Des Moines, which is an urban setting but at this point I simply can't bring myself to care.
It costs $19,420 dollars. Per year. For four years.
Holy --ing shit, I need to get some scholarships.
Maybe something will change in the next two years. Then again, I doubt it.
Now, if I expand the search to encompass all which is in the US except for the southernmost states, I get nine matches. One's still Drake. The rest are in Massachusetts, or Pennsylvania, and one in Maine.
I do not want to go that far away.
I want to go to UW-Milwaukee and live in my grandparents' duplex and not have to pay rent.
Why the -- doesn't UW-Milwaukee have a Directing major?
It's so --ing unfair.
It's like every time I do this search my prospects get worse.
ETA: I have found my heart's desire.
It's called the University of Southern Maine.
I can take a minor, or even a double-major if I wish, in Criminology.
I am in love.
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but i also like criminology and plan to study it at UW-Milwaukee next year.--hopefully.
purdue sounds nice but it is so far away. htank goodness for the internet, right?
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Mom wants me to go to the one in Des Moines because she likes Des Moines. SELFISH.
*pets* Have fun with your criminology, dear.