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[naodrith]

Dude, I almost forgot. I need to know about the Egyptian government. And also, is the Museum of Natural History in Cairo or am I thinking of some other museum or what? *rushes off to look things up*

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[merrivere.livejournal.com]

*Carries Ashley off into sunset and dumps her on a tree stump* Ashley what have I told you about talking to evil minions of the dark lord huh? Don't do it!!!!

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

*sulks in the Common Room.*

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

Ash: Alysa, I didn't go with them! I'm not an idiot. They picked me up and...are you listening.

Alysa: *gazing at reflection* Oh I'm so hot. Oh yeah. I'm to sexy for my shirt...

Ash: Oh God.

Alysa: Mwuah! Gryffindor=hot

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

*mumbles something about stupid Gryffindors.* Man, I wish I was a Ravenclaw, then I could come up with some /good/ angry words.

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

Alysa: Ok, we have to go back to Hogwarts. George Caitlin is waiting naked in my bed the Great Hall for me us.

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

*grumbles quite a lot and goes to the Great Hall to wait* Never get to rescue anybody...bloody Slytherins...always getting kidnapped by evil...stupid redemption plots...

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

*door opens in comes Alysa dressed like in red and gold camoflauge baggy army pants, and a red and gold tee shirt with the Lion on the front, and Ashley in her arms.*

Ashley: PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT! I CAN WALK!

Alysa: Yes I know, but it's foor dramatic effect.

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

Ohmigodric, what happened? Did she fall off the North Tower? HAS SHE BEEN POISONED? IS SHE DYING? *panic* Ooh, slash. *is distracted*

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

He you can't say Godric. You aren't a Gryff...you have to find a way to use Helga. Where's the slash?

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

Everywhere, it's everywhere! I mean, what the Helga, how come there are still people who don't realize it?

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

As long as you weren't slashing Fishy and I. Walking in holding her in my arms...urg. I didn't even realise the slashiness possibility. Ok well as long as that wasn't what you were thinking.

Ashley: You know I can hear you.
Alysa: Oh look! Draco's naked.
Ashley: WHERE!?!

And nice use of what the Helga

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

So it's okay to slash me and Naodrith but she can't slash you and me? And why am I always getting slashed? Why don't I sit over here and write MERRIVERE/NAODRITH SLASH HUH? I WILL! MWAHAHA! oh god my eyeballs died again

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

Why thank you.

No. NO. I'd never slash you two.

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

oh my god my eyeballs have died

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

As if I'd let you carry me.

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

Well I am bigger and more dominating than you my darling petiete sub.

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

Dominate Tony, then; he won't smash an elbow into your eye socket.

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

You were bound. And gagged. You didn't have the oppertuinity.

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

Why would evil minions do that to an evil assassin?

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

Evil stupid ones?

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

Minions always work for masterminds; at the moment, there's only one around, and she wouldn't employ minions that stupid.

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

...

[pyrae.livejournal.com]

You are speechless! Mwah!

And now I'm off to Yellowstone Lake.

[merrivere.livejournal.com]

Enjoy!

[naodrith.livejournal.com]

You know, I think the general evilness of the population just went down with her departure. Should we be worried?