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[naodrith]

Just in case anyone really cares about what Pyrae and I do...



Aether Gold (12:16:46 PM): Maybe Ginny is evil, yo.
BadgerBookworm (12:17:21 PM): Ginny is totally evil, yo.
Aether Gold (12:17:38 PM): Your font is big, yo.
BadgerBookworm (12:18:05 PM): It doesn't mean to be, yo.
BadgerBookworm (12:18:13 PM): Blame me, not the font. It can't help it.
BadgerBookworm (12:18:22 PM): Yo!
Aether Gold (12:18:24 PM): She so is. She'll sneak her way into Harry's cliche affections and then BAM: "YOU ARE MINE, SCARBOY! OFF TO MY SUGARDADDY VOLDEMORT YOU GO! MWAHAHA!"
BadgerBookworm (12:18:39 PM): I should so write that into new!fic.
BadgerBookworm (12:18:50 PM): Okay, I can't be calling it new!fic.
Aether Gold (12:18:52 PM): Evil!Ginny or Sugardaddy!Voldemort?
BadgerBookworm (12:19:03 PM): Evil!Ginny.
Aether Gold (12:19:19 PM): Hee
Aether Gold (12:19:25 PM): Sugardaddy!Voldemort would be funny
BadgerBookworm (12:19:33 PM): Draco should have seen her being evil and not tell Harry and then Harry finds out and since Draco can't lie Harry has to Face The Truth.
BadgerBookworm (12:19:55 PM): Gasp.
Aether Gold (12:20:02 PM): Mwah
BadgerBookworm (12:20:17 PM): I HAVE EMAIL
Aether Gold (12:20:21 PM): OMG
Aether Gold (12:20:26 PM): NO WAY MAN
BadgerBookworm (12:20:26 PM): YAY
BadgerBookworm (12:20:34 PM): TOTALLY TRUE
BadgerBookworm (12:20:52 PM): ITS FROM KRISTEN AND THE SUBJECT IS "PUDDLEJUMPER"
Aether Gold (12:21:19 PM): IT JUMPS THROUGH PUDDLES
BadgerBookworm (12:22:34 PM): DUDE I KNOW
BadgerBookworm (12:22:44 PM): I hope that email doesn't scare her.
Aether Gold (12:22:53 PM): What'd you send back?
BadgerBookworm (12:23:15 PM): A bunch of "SHRIEK I'M SO GOING TO TAPE ATLANTIS FOR YOU <33333 RODNEY"
BadgerBookworm (12:23:20 PM): And a few OMGs.
Aether Gold (12:23:34 PM): Is today Thursday?
BadgerBookworm (12:23:42 PM): IT TOTALLY IS YO
BadgerBookworm (12:23:50 PM): AND I THINK I HAVE TO BABYSIT
BadgerBookworm (12:23:53 PM): YAY
Aether Gold (12:24:07 PM): dude that blows
BadgerBookworm (12:24:23 PM): But I like babysitting for Tyler and Emily.
Aether Gold (12:26:06 PM): "My own favourite character is, of course, Dudley Dursley. He of the hidden depths and the massive no-super-power at all character."
BadgerBookworm (12:26:20 PM): *reviews conversation* Dude, what have you done to me? *points accusingly* UNDEAD! UNDEAD!
BadgerBookworm (12:26:26 PM): <3 Dudley.
Aether Gold (12:26:37 PM): What have I done?
BadgerBookworm (12:26:49 PM): <3333 Susan, she of the plait and the kick-arse aunt.
BadgerBookworm (12:26:58 PM): You've made me go all AHAHA again.
Aether Gold (12:27:27 PM): Hey, I want back to lowercase. You stayed upper. YOUR OWN FAULT WOMAN
BadgerBookworm (12:27:47 PM): Clearly the narcotic power of you has endurance.
Aether Gold (12:28:13 PM): Awesome



EDIT:

BadgerBookworm (12:37:59 PM): This is so going in my LJ.
Aether Gold (12:38:22 PM): What? What have we done? We've done nothing funny
BadgerBookworm (12:39:09 PM): Have SO.
Aether Gold (12:39:39 PM): No we haven't!
Aether Gold (12:39:42 PM): Show me! Where?
BadgerBookworm (12:39:49 PM): We did SO. Right THERE.
Aether Gold (12:39:56 PM): WHERE?
Aether Gold (12:39:59 PM): I AM SO CONFUSED
BadgerBookworm (12:40:41 PM): It's EVERYWHERE.
BadgerBookworm (12:40:50 PM): Just face it, everything you do amuses me.
Aether Gold (12:41:49 PM): Is that all I'm for? Your petty entertainment?
Aether Gold (12:41:53 PM): Wah. I feel so unluffed.
BadgerBookworm (12:42:15 PM): *luffs you*
Aether Gold (12:42:45 PM): <3?
BadgerBookworm (12:43:00 PM): No, I didn't say that. I don't use you as a drug. If anything, you're using /me/. I am your shiny little toy. You delight in making me shriek nonsensically.
BadgerBookworm (12:43:45 PM): Don't deny it!
Aether Gold (12:43:56 PM): But I didn't even know this conversation was funny!
BadgerBookworm (12:44:05 PM): For all you protest, it is clear to me now that you are secretly snickering because you can so easily manipulate me.
BadgerBookworm (12:44:12 PM): You're using me now, aren't you?
Aether Gold (12:44:13 PM): Well, sometimes. BUT NOT ALWAYS.
BadgerBookworm (12:44:28 PM): You're going to deliver your drug to everyone else through the LJ entry.
BadgerBookworm (12:44:38 PM): It's all a giant plot to rule the world!
BadgerBookworm (12:44:48 PM): And you're the one who claims to think ruling the world is overrated!
Aether Gold (12:44:57 PM): You mean I've cleverly manipulated you into doing my dirty work for me when you're supposed to be the evil mastermind?
Aether Gold (12:44:59 PM): Hey, I'm a genius.
Aether Gold (12:45:28 PM): I should be proud of myself!
BadgerBookworm (12:45:46 PM): You're a SLYTHERIN. It's what you DO. And of course you're using me, the innocent Hufflepuff.
Aether Gold (12:45:50 PM): You know, I could be manipulating you this very minute.
Aether Gold (12:45:52 PM): I could be lying.
Aether Gold (12:46:00 PM): You're far from innocent, Hufflepuff.
BadgerBookworm (12:46:06 PM): I bet all the time I was talking about Hufflepuff traitors you were laughing inside.
BadgerBookworm (12:46:10 PM): CACKLING, even.
Aether Gold (12:46:41 PM): Do you really think I'd do that to my friends?
BadgerBookworm (12:46:43 PM): No, I'm not innocent. BECAUSE YOU USED ME AS A SEX TOY.
Aether Gold (12:46:45 PM): O:-)
Aether Gold (12:46:51 PM): Er, wait. When did sex pop up again?
Aether Gold (12:47:01 PM): YOU ARE A SEX MANIAC
BadgerBookworm (12:47:06 PM): YOU ARE TOTALLY MINDFUCKING ME.
Aether Gold (12:47:13 PM): YOU LIKE IT
BadgerBookworm (12:47:21 PM): YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO A NYMPHOMANIAC
Aether Gold (12:47:42 PM): It's all part of my plot.
Aether Gold (12:47:46 PM): You can't turn back now.
Aether Gold (12:47:51 PM): DELIVER MY DRUG TO THE WORLD
BadgerBookworm (12:47:55 PM): SO YOU ADMIT THAT THERE IS A PLOT
Aether Gold (12:48:36 PM): I'm making you think I'm pretending there's a plot when there isn't so you'll think I'm trying to make you not post so you'll post anyway thinking it's what I want you to not do
BadgerBookworm (12:48:37 PM): You're turning into a cliche villain! You're telling the hero your plots! You're faltering! This is the key to your downfall!
Aether Gold (12:48:53 PM): Mwahah! You think I've told you my plot! My cleverness has worked!
Aether Gold (12:49:03 PM): It's all a plot within a plot within a plot within a plot!
BadgerBookworm (12:49:15 PM): I may die here, but with any hope, there are some out there who are immune to the drug and they will fight you even when you have turned the world into a wasteland!
Aether Gold (12:49:16 PM): I've read the lists. You showed me them yourself. I know exactly what not to do.
Aether Gold (12:49:24 PM): Why would I turn it into a wasteland?
BadgerBookworm (12:49:34 PM): IT IS WHAT VILLAINS DO
Aether Gold (12:49:39 PM): I haven't seen Arches and Zion yet!
Aether Gold (12:49:45 PM): I am not a typical villain!
BadgerBookworm (12:49:48 PM): Voldemort is your Sugardaddy! You said so yourself!
Aether Gold (12:49:52 PM): I NEED TO SEE EUROPE BEFORE I GO
Aether Gold (12:49:56 PM): YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING GINNY?!
BadgerBookworm (12:49:59 PM): O.O
Aether Gold (12:50:03 PM): THAT IS THE WORST OF ALL
Aether Gold (12:50:07 PM): I KEEL YOU FOR THIS



And then my computer went all wonky. Clearly Pyrae is an evil sex kitten and must be stopped. Join me, people of Earth!