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On Writing
Writing, as Nae will often say, is the most important thing in her life, next to friends and breathing. However, Nae is also a terrible procrastinator. When Nae is procrastinating, there are two options.
A) Throw Nae down at a computer and glare at her pointedly until she stops laughing, gives you a meek look, and begins to work;
B) Tell her that the Muse will come back, really it will, and amuse her while she wallows in self-pity at the horror that is her work ethic.
Do not attempt to read anything Nae has written without asking first. Taking something of hers will lead to a violent attack and a howl of, "That's not edited yet!"
On Reading
Nae has the rare ability to put a book down in the middle of a sentence and come back hours later with no suffering. Feel free to interrupt her in the middle of reading, unless it is a Terry Pratchett book. Forgiveness is slow in coming for the person who tries to talk to Nae while she is reading a Terry Pratchett book.
Nae can also read while walking, riding in a car, or doing any number of other things. She has even been known to read while taking notes in class. Do not mention this. Depending on her mood, she might either glare at you for no reason, or she will ask innocently, "So you can't, then?" And don't ask if she gets headaches from all that reading. You will have a headache in short order, because she will hit you with a book.
On Sarcasm
Nae has a strange sense of humour. Chances are, if you think she's just said something uncharacteristic, it was intended to be sarcasm. If in doubt, just ask. Questioning about sarcasm does not annoy Naodrith unless she's already in a bad mood, which you will know.
On Bad Moods
When Nae is stressed, angry, or just depressed, she will often claim a headache and hide in a bedroom. There are a few ways to deal with this:
A) Amuse her. She likes this, and will cheer right up.
B) Tell her she's being a whiny brat. She will sulk for awhile, then wise up and move on.
C) Empathise. This is probably the best way to deal with Naodrith in such a situation.
On Sleeping
Nae is capable of staying up all night and functioning the next day. This gives her a headache, however, and is not recommended. She ought to be shoved into bed sometime around eleven P.M.
She wakes up automatically at seven A.M. Even if she's lying there, not moving and not apparently breathing, she is awake. Do NOT tell her that it's time to get up, as that will cause whining and glaring. NEVER turn a light on. In fact, avoid lights whenever possible. Naodrith is a nocturnal creature, and shrinks from the light.
On weekends, Nae sleeps in. Never let her sleep past ten, however much she snarls. Sleeping past ten causes her hair to poof.
On Hygiene
Nae believes in low-maintenance. She doesn't wear make-up unless it is requested by someone she likes well enough to listen to. She doesn't wear her hair up unless she feels like it. She never feels like it.
However, Nae's hair gets greasy if she doesn't shower every night, and she doesn't like greasy hair. If Nae wants to go to sleep and someone's in the shower already, she will snarl when they get out. This is to be expected and should not cause alarm. If you should happen to need the bathroom while Nae is in there, just bloody well wait. She despises people who tell her to hurry up.
Nae often takes a book in with her when she takes a bath. She may be some time. All previous rules about reading and showering apply.
On Food
Nae can survive on one meal a day, but prefers two. She doesn't eat breakfast unless it's prepared for her, but requires lunch before one o'clock. She will eat supper at any time before midnight, after which she considers it lost and sobs into her pillow about starving. (Don't be alarmed if this happens. It's called theatrics.)
Nae loves Mexican and Italian food, but not frozen pizza. She can make all kinds of noodles and grilled cheese. She can also follow recipes, but it isn't her fault if the eggs taste funny. Really.
Nae doesn't like seafood of any kind. Close proximity to seafood makes her ill. It is to be avoided at all costs.
On Illness
Nae is routinely ill every night before bed and every morning when she wakes up. Force her to get up and do something. If she isn't feeling better within an hour, she's actually sick and must be given aspirin and cold medicine. Without these things, she becomes distressed.
Nae doesn't get PMS. When she's on her period, you will know because she will be doubled over moaning about how much she hates the X chromosome. The best thing to do in this case is to leave her be.
On Movies
Nae adores movies. She can be persuaded to see almost any movie that's out, except for the ones that look damn stupid, e.g., Garfield. She considers a movie good if it makes her laugh or if it makes her cry. However, she will pick at plot holes afterwards. If she really likes a movie, she will quote it for days.
On Obsession
Every month or so, something will come along and claim Nae's attention entirely. She must be gently pulled away from such things, or else you find her watching the same movie twice a day for a week. If it's a good movie, by all means join in. Nae loves to share her obsessions.
When these obsessions fade, it is a bad idea to ask what happened to them, as this has been known to get her back into it.
On Politics
Nae classifies herself as Independent. She has friends who are Democrats, and friends who are Republicans. She does not hate people for their political affiliation, but she may look at you funny if you are a Republican, because in general, she doesn't like them much.
Nae has many, many opinions, but is not good at talking about them. She will gladly listen, however, and nod knowingly.
She doesn't watch the news. It depresses her.
On Pets
Nae adores animals, and they are the only creatures which get to be called "baby" by her. She will coo at them and pet them, even if they are snarling, rabid canines on tight leashes. Nae likes the Zoo well enough, although she doesn't think it's nice to keep animals in small exhibits, and feels very sad for those poor things.
Nae is neither a dog person nor a cat person. She has only ever owned dogs, but she likes cats too. She finds fish boring, but rodents of all kinds are "snuggly." She could probably be persuaded to buy a bunny, but then you would have to deal with her calling it a bunny.
On Children
Children gravitate toward Nae. She doesn't know why. Don't be alarmed if random children at pools or playgrounds approach her, for she is not a stalker, a kidnapper, or a pedophile.
If, for whatever reason, you opt to call Nae your Significant Other, she would like to have children. However, she will not use baby talk, she will not allow belief in Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy, and she doesn't approve of Draconian discipline, so be advised.
On Religion
Nae's a Christian. That's it. She isn't in any denomination and doesn't particularly like organised religion. She doesn't care what religion you follow, and promises not to actively try to convert you if you promise not to ridicule her beliefs.
On Music
Nae likes music. However, she also likes singing along, and she hasn't got the best voice. Headphones are not a wise investment.
Do not, however, make her listen to rap. She comes equipped with a terrible bias against rap music. This is one of her few prejudices.
Miscellaneous, or, Why Even Bother?
Nae adores her friends. She will offer hugs and kind words if they are sad, and will rejoice in their accomplishments. She is an excellent fangirl.
Nae has no qualms about lending money out. She doesn't expect interest, or even to be paid back. She'll give you other things as well: books, CDs, you name it. If you want something and it's in her power to give it to you, she'll do it in a heartbeat.
Nae is a fountain of random information. She can spell asphyxiate without even trying. If ever you need research done, turn to her, because she quite likes it, really.
Don't be alarmed if Nae calls you "darling," "my sweet," or even "love." These are used with everyone, regardless of age, gender, or orientation.
If Nae says "I love you," she means it. And not necessarily in a sexual way, either. Indeed, she can get quite upset when people treat "I love you" as a phrase only to be used in romantic situations.
So, without further long-windedness, Nae would like to say something to everyone reading this:
"I love you!"
milestogo13. I so bad. *sob*On Writing
Writing, as Nae will often say, is the most important thing in her life, next to friends and breathing. However, Nae is also a terrible procrastinator. When Nae is procrastinating, there are two options.
A) Throw Nae down at a computer and glare at her pointedly until she stops laughing, gives you a meek look, and begins to work;
B) Tell her that the Muse will come back, really it will, and amuse her while she wallows in self-pity at the horror that is her work ethic.
Do not attempt to read anything Nae has written without asking first. Taking something of hers will lead to a violent attack and a howl of, "That's not edited yet!"
On Reading
Nae has the rare ability to put a book down in the middle of a sentence and come back hours later with no suffering. Feel free to interrupt her in the middle of reading, unless it is a Terry Pratchett book. Forgiveness is slow in coming for the person who tries to talk to Nae while she is reading a Terry Pratchett book.
Nae can also read while walking, riding in a car, or doing any number of other things. She has even been known to read while taking notes in class. Do not mention this. Depending on her mood, she might either glare at you for no reason, or she will ask innocently, "So you can't, then?" And don't ask if she gets headaches from all that reading. You will have a headache in short order, because she will hit you with a book.
On Sarcasm
Nae has a strange sense of humour. Chances are, if you think she's just said something uncharacteristic, it was intended to be sarcasm. If in doubt, just ask. Questioning about sarcasm does not annoy Naodrith unless she's already in a bad mood, which you will know.
On Bad Moods
When Nae is stressed, angry, or just depressed, she will often claim a headache and hide in a bedroom. There are a few ways to deal with this:
A) Amuse her. She likes this, and will cheer right up.
B) Tell her she's being a whiny brat. She will sulk for awhile, then wise up and move on.
C) Empathise. This is probably the best way to deal with Naodrith in such a situation.
On Sleeping
Nae is capable of staying up all night and functioning the next day. This gives her a headache, however, and is not recommended. She ought to be shoved into bed sometime around eleven P.M.
She wakes up automatically at seven A.M. Even if she's lying there, not moving and not apparently breathing, she is awake. Do NOT tell her that it's time to get up, as that will cause whining and glaring. NEVER turn a light on. In fact, avoid lights whenever possible. Naodrith is a nocturnal creature, and shrinks from the light.
On weekends, Nae sleeps in. Never let her sleep past ten, however much she snarls. Sleeping past ten causes her hair to poof.
On Hygiene
Nae believes in low-maintenance. She doesn't wear make-up unless it is requested by someone she likes well enough to listen to. She doesn't wear her hair up unless she feels like it. She never feels like it.
However, Nae's hair gets greasy if she doesn't shower every night, and she doesn't like greasy hair. If Nae wants to go to sleep and someone's in the shower already, she will snarl when they get out. This is to be expected and should not cause alarm. If you should happen to need the bathroom while Nae is in there, just bloody well wait. She despises people who tell her to hurry up.
Nae often takes a book in with her when she takes a bath. She may be some time. All previous rules about reading and showering apply.
On Food
Nae can survive on one meal a day, but prefers two. She doesn't eat breakfast unless it's prepared for her, but requires lunch before one o'clock. She will eat supper at any time before midnight, after which she considers it lost and sobs into her pillow about starving. (Don't be alarmed if this happens. It's called theatrics.)
Nae loves Mexican and Italian food, but not frozen pizza. She can make all kinds of noodles and grilled cheese. She can also follow recipes, but it isn't her fault if the eggs taste funny. Really.
Nae doesn't like seafood of any kind. Close proximity to seafood makes her ill. It is to be avoided at all costs.
On Illness
Nae is routinely ill every night before bed and every morning when she wakes up. Force her to get up and do something. If she isn't feeling better within an hour, she's actually sick and must be given aspirin and cold medicine. Without these things, she becomes distressed.
Nae doesn't get PMS. When she's on her period, you will know because she will be doubled over moaning about how much she hates the X chromosome. The best thing to do in this case is to leave her be.
On Movies
Nae adores movies. She can be persuaded to see almost any movie that's out, except for the ones that look damn stupid, e.g., Garfield. She considers a movie good if it makes her laugh or if it makes her cry. However, she will pick at plot holes afterwards. If she really likes a movie, she will quote it for days.
On Obsession
Every month or so, something will come along and claim Nae's attention entirely. She must be gently pulled away from such things, or else you find her watching the same movie twice a day for a week. If it's a good movie, by all means join in. Nae loves to share her obsessions.
When these obsessions fade, it is a bad idea to ask what happened to them, as this has been known to get her back into it.
On Politics
Nae classifies herself as Independent. She has friends who are Democrats, and friends who are Republicans. She does not hate people for their political affiliation, but she may look at you funny if you are a Republican, because in general, she doesn't like them much.
Nae has many, many opinions, but is not good at talking about them. She will gladly listen, however, and nod knowingly.
She doesn't watch the news. It depresses her.
On Pets
Nae adores animals, and they are the only creatures which get to be called "baby" by her. She will coo at them and pet them, even if they are snarling, rabid canines on tight leashes. Nae likes the Zoo well enough, although she doesn't think it's nice to keep animals in small exhibits, and feels very sad for those poor things.
Nae is neither a dog person nor a cat person. She has only ever owned dogs, but she likes cats too. She finds fish boring, but rodents of all kinds are "snuggly." She could probably be persuaded to buy a bunny, but then you would have to deal with her calling it a bunny.
On Children
Children gravitate toward Nae. She doesn't know why. Don't be alarmed if random children at pools or playgrounds approach her, for she is not a stalker, a kidnapper, or a pedophile.
If, for whatever reason, you opt to call Nae your Significant Other, she would like to have children. However, she will not use baby talk, she will not allow belief in Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy, and she doesn't approve of Draconian discipline, so be advised.
On Religion
Nae's a Christian. That's it. She isn't in any denomination and doesn't particularly like organised religion. She doesn't care what religion you follow, and promises not to actively try to convert you if you promise not to ridicule her beliefs.
On Music
Nae likes music. However, she also likes singing along, and she hasn't got the best voice. Headphones are not a wise investment.
Do not, however, make her listen to rap. She comes equipped with a terrible bias against rap music. This is one of her few prejudices.
Miscellaneous, or, Why Even Bother?
Nae adores her friends. She will offer hugs and kind words if they are sad, and will rejoice in their accomplishments. She is an excellent fangirl.
Nae has no qualms about lending money out. She doesn't expect interest, or even to be paid back. She'll give you other things as well: books, CDs, you name it. If you want something and it's in her power to give it to you, she'll do it in a heartbeat.
Nae is a fountain of random information. She can spell asphyxiate without even trying. If ever you need research done, turn to her, because she quite likes it, really.
Don't be alarmed if Nae calls you "darling," "my sweet," or even "love." These are used with everyone, regardless of age, gender, or orientation.
If Nae says "I love you," she means it. And not necessarily in a sexual way, either. Indeed, she can get quite upset when people treat "I love you" as a phrase only to be used in romantic situations.
So, without further long-windedness, Nae would like to say something to everyone reading this:
"I love you!"
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Not understanding the last part. Why wouldn't headphones be a wise investment?
Love you too, darling.
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I've got excelsior!
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I for one know this to be true. Because while eating lunch I began to read chapter 13 (not quite sure), when she yelled at me and said it was not edited yet. I proceeded to tell her where in the hell was Lasa's father brought into the picture, and that things aren't always that obvious, hon.
Quite funny I must say. I will post it in my locker for all the world to see. Hopefully when you come to school on Monday you will not ravage it to death.
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