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LYRA: Yes, you cannot commment. From the school computers. There are other computers in the world. Also, it does not prevent you from posting. Also, you don't even WANT to use your LJ anymore; you have said so many times. I do not understand your desire to remain friended, as it will not prevent you from reading my public posts, will make life quite a lot easier for me, and has nothing to do with our real-life relationship. The whole idea of friending someone is so that you can read what they write; you do not write anything. It is true. Do not deny it.
PYRAE: Darling, you owe me calculator games. We wants them, preciousss. (You also owe me sex. But that can be discussed at a later time.)
RICHARD: I cannot comment at this time, but I read part 25 and I just want to squee a lot over it because OMG ELWHITE AND ALBANOS AND TESTS AND EEEE.
JENNIFER and ALFVAEN and PYRAE: Thank you for the fable ideas! Very helpful!
PEOPLE IN GENERAL: I reread the ghost story I wrote for Creative Writing, and I think I might post it here because after a four-month interval it doesn't look as crappy as it did back when I was actually writing it. Any interest?
COMPUTER I AM ON: I despise you, and hope that you spontaneously combust. Then the school will buy new computers. Which will actually WORK.
ALYSA and PYRAE: We hafta go shopping this weekend because I need, among other things, boots. You know what kind of boots I mean.
THE WORLD AT LARGE: I do not want to go to swim tonight. I have to do my World Lit, which is likely to take hours. I do not like this, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and World Lit.
TSPB: We hates exposition, preciousss. How can we stick to our schedule when we are forced to seriously contemplate large amounts of exposition, preciousss? Please to go away now. No, wait, come back! THE SCHEDULE!
BUS DRIVER: Nothing is more boring than sitting at a broken computer for an hour. Please to come at three, rather than three thirty.
PHYSICS TEACHER: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. TRICK PROBLEMS NO FAIR. DON'T WANT TO FAIL.
ALYSA: Please to explain what kunta kinte means, kthxbai.
GUY IN MY HISTORY CLASS: Please to come to class once in awhile. Is difficult to do group projects when one-third of the group is cutting EVERY DAMN DAY.
ROBERT: Please to do your homework. We have no interest in hearing you whine about how you are failing everything because you do not do your homework. Need we remind you that you do not participate in athletics or other time-consuming things, you do not do housework, and you do not have a working computer? Why have you no time to do your Algebra?
MY MIND: Please to stop saying "please to." Is growing annoying.
PYRAE: Darling, you owe me calculator games. We wants them, preciousss. (You also owe me sex. But that can be discussed at a later time.)
RICHARD: I cannot comment at this time, but I read part 25 and I just want to squee a lot over it because OMG ELWHITE AND ALBANOS AND TESTS AND EEEE.
JENNIFER and ALFVAEN and PYRAE: Thank you for the fable ideas! Very helpful!
PEOPLE IN GENERAL: I reread the ghost story I wrote for Creative Writing, and I think I might post it here because after a four-month interval it doesn't look as crappy as it did back when I was actually writing it. Any interest?
COMPUTER I AM ON: I despise you, and hope that you spontaneously combust. Then the school will buy new computers. Which will actually WORK.
ALYSA and PYRAE: We hafta go shopping this weekend because I need, among other things, boots. You know what kind of boots I mean.
THE WORLD AT LARGE: I do not want to go to swim tonight. I have to do my World Lit, which is likely to take hours. I do not like this, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and World Lit.
TSPB: We hates exposition, preciousss. How can we stick to our schedule when we are forced to seriously contemplate large amounts of exposition, preciousss? Please to go away now. No, wait, come back! THE SCHEDULE!
BUS DRIVER: Nothing is more boring than sitting at a broken computer for an hour. Please to come at three, rather than three thirty.
PHYSICS TEACHER: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. TRICK PROBLEMS NO FAIR. DON'T WANT TO FAIL.
ALYSA: Please to explain what kunta kinte means, kthxbai.
GUY IN MY HISTORY CLASS: Please to come to class once in awhile. Is difficult to do group projects when one-third of the group is cutting EVERY DAMN DAY.
ROBERT: Please to do your homework. We have no interest in hearing you whine about how you are failing everything because you do not do your homework. Need we remind you that you do not participate in athletics or other time-consuming things, you do not do housework, and you do not have a working computer? Why have you no time to do your Algebra?
MY MIND: Please to stop saying "please to." Is growing annoying.
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Kunta Kinte? Why, Kunta Kinte, you don't know about Kunta Kinte, Kunta Kinte? Kunta Kinte. Kunta in the Kinte. Eheheeee.
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Kunta Kinte is
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Yay boots! Or, possibly, tight pants!
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And you are welcome for any help in fabling that I was. :)
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